When in doubt, call Dad.

Featuring flowcharts, illustrations and graphics, this guide will help you master every aspect of being a Dad and make time for what really matters… after all that thermostat isn’t going to obsess over itself.

With simple steps to help you construct the perfect dad joke, a scientific formula to determine which dance moves will embarrass your children the most and a chart to establish the perfect (read: useless) fact for any occasion, this is the ultimate guide to being a dad.

Learn how to:
* Figure out the perfect hobby for you: is it golf, fishing, or growing vegetables?
* Collect thousands of old cables and out-of-date DIY magazines.
* Spend more time in the shed than in your own house.
* Master the mindful art of packing luggage into any car boot.
* Perfectly pair your socks and sandals.
* And more!