''I Don't Watch Porn. I Read It Like a F*cking Lady.''

* Don't lose your place in that torrid tome of yours!
* Fun beaded bookmark features a floral design and is embellished with gloss highlights.
* Attached: A silky matching tassel with a hand-selected accent bead.
* Bookmark is printed on sturdy, smooth-finish card stock.
* A bonus on the back: A handy printed ruler in inches and centimeters.
* Bookmark measures 2-1/2'' wide x 7-1/8'' high.
* Bookmark is encased in a protective transparent plastic sleeve.
* Warning: Choking hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years.